Thank you so much for informing me that I need fellowship in my life! It was just any ordinary day, waiting tables at the Chili's, when you came to my rescue. After informing me that your husbands were preachers (and sitting at my 8-top for three hours), you asked if I went to church. Now, most people in my position would have said 'yes,' knowing where the conversation was going. But not I. I decided that I needed the opportunity to be told why I am wrong and why I am going to hell.
So thank you. Thank you for telling me that I need to find God (like, I didn't even know I had misplaced him). Thank you for informing me that I need fellowship and organized religion to avoid eternal damnation. Thank you for educating me on the ways to be saved. If not for you, I'm pretty sure I'd be rotting in the underworld as we speak. Thank you Chili's-goers; customers like you make my day. Your efforts are duly noted and greatly appreciated.
With you in Christ's name,
Sean
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Stupid typos, what I meant to write was:
Amen! I don't know any other religion where people feel the need shove their beliefs on you, and you either hop on the Uber-Religious crazy train, or you're going to hell. Fear based religions make me barf!
To Uber-Religious I say:
"He is YOUR god, They are YOUR rules, YOU burn in Hell!"
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